So like any normal red-blooded male, I ordered flowers for my wife for Valentine's day. Here's the problem; 1800Flowers.com didn't exactly deliver them. That would be bad enough in and of itself if it weren't for the fact that they sent me a delivery confirmation email. I tried calling the customer no-service hotline and spoke to a borderline rude woman who informed me that my wife had signed for her flowers at 2pm on Monday, which is really funny since the flowers weren't delivered until 2pm on Tuesday. Bottom line: in the future I will not be using 1800notflowers.