Inspired by other bloggers to whom I am related, I decided to create a list of facts about myself. Since I have no earthly idea how long I'll be able to work on this, I'll decline at this point to put any kind of numerical value with my list.

• I like nachos
• I love nachos
• I could eat nachos several times a week
• My wife does not love nachos
• Her sister does
• I think that's one reason that Heather and I get along so well
• The farther I get from high school, the better athlete I was (if you don't believe me, just ask)
• I love my wife very much
• I will straight jack you up if you mess with any member of my family
• I mean it- we're talking wrath of Biblical proportions
• I love football
• I could go the rest of my life without watching another baseball game and still die happy
• I have recently become addicted to minor league hockey
• I hate mayonaise
• I really hate mayonaise
• So does my wife, thank goodness
• My first car was a 1984 oldsmobile cutlass supreme. It was a four door sedan that was two tone brown and missing its headliner. I'm still amazed that that car ran as long as it did.